Muss gleich zur Weihnachtsfeier, daher gerade noch rechtzeitig diese Warnung: »Companies have been urged to make sure their staff do not injure themselves at office Christmas parties by dancing on desks or photocopying themselves.« [via BBC]

Hier die herrliche Pressenotiz: »Likewise, the boardroom table is meant for weighty documents, not overweight executives.« und der zugehörige Office Party Planner: »Resist the temptation to photocopy parts of your anatomy – if the copier breaks, you’ll be spending Christmas with glass in some painful places.«